An Introduction to my madness

Hello,  i have decided to create a blog.  if you are reading this i am not only surprised but sure you wondering what in the hell i am blathering about, so fine sir sit back in your rocking chair and allow me to tell you!  i am hear today to not only inform you that you suck but also to explain why.  aside from the obvious i am also hear to rant about thoughts i have because i figure they are controversial and interesting, and more importantly i really dig the sound of my internal monologue.  i suppose wile i am here i should also make a disclaimer, if you are a human being with warm blood flowing though your veins somethings i post about it will offend you, i know your upset and much like god i don't care.  I'm writing this because i want to write it, i do not care weather you like it or you read it.  so two more things Up yours and i know my grammar sucks eat me!